Thursday, December 29, 2016

You can't fix stupid

The MLC seems to LOVE looking like an idiot and we aim to please. I love this tweet! The irony makes it hard to believe its real. All we have to do is sit back and let everyone send us what we need. We don't even have to work for it.

The MLC spends all of her time on us. She stalks our fans and their families, creates fake profiles to talk to herself, sends the few people who can stand her to fight her battles for her and it doesn't stop there. For months she's said different stories about knowing exactly who we are and that the feds are coming for us and then turned around and spoke to others about trying to find out who we are.

Looking at both ends of the spectrum here, it's obvious we're the ones on her nerves. Each and every one of them! She'll open her mouth again because she can't help herself. We'll be ready to mock that when the time comes!

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

The stalking continues!

The MLC is infamous for insisting she doesn't care what we say or what anyone says for that matter. We all know that's BS but it's always fun when she puts that in writing!

What you see here is something a fan of ours showed us. She has been a follower from the beginning. The MLC has taken the time to visit all of our social media accounts and scroll through all of them to doxx people. Some of you might not be familiar with the word 'doxx' so I have included that for your convenience!

Doxx- search for and publish private or identifying information about (a particular individual) on the Internet, typically with malicious intent.

An awful lot of effort into something she claims to not care about! LMFAO! As you can see, she sent this fans husband a friend request and subsequently a message. She admitted to getting screen shots of each comment for the purpose of "showing him she's commenting on our posts". The most hilarious part of all of this is that her husband knew! Seems like the  only spouse being naughty is the Hobbit! 

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all of our fans!

Today the 'Hobbit' put out a lovely holiday public service announcement. I put the word Hobbit in quotations because everyone knows he didn't post that. The person who did tagged herself of course. The 'bonus mom of 3' signed a 'family' holiday post with a picture that did NOT include any of those children. A person who genuinely cared about the children of a spouse or lover wouldn't exclude them at any time or for any reason. The issue with the MLC is that she doesn't care about Dakota, Cobie or Leiah. She wants the label of a stepmother, just none of the responsibility. 

Friday, December 23, 2016

Hi Heidi!

One of the stooges from the MLC camp contacted us a couple weeks ago trying to act like a gangster. The word here is 'trying'. Heidi sent a long rant to us basically telling us to shut down the blog. We mocked her of course and she didn't have much of a response to that. She sent another rant a couple days later so we decided to put a face with the stupidity. Say hello to Heidi, everyone!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

As promised!

We promised to post the email from a MLC stooge claiming she is pregnant and here it is! Interesting reading. The additional picture is from a follower. She informed the MLC we received the email and the MLC lost it. Lost it to the point of actually accusing her of being us. How many times have we personally told the MLC about something we have? ZERO! LMAO!

On a side note, the MLC and her stooges claim to not care about us or anything we say. They put in an awful lot of effort into something they don't care about, eh? LOL


Hello guys! I felt I had to say something because of recent events. We have been getting threats from stooges of the MLC. I have even had a few death threats which I find utterly stupid. If you are that passionate, that you have to threaten to hurt me over something said you really need some professional help and probably a day job. Making threats and calling names over something said on a blog, much less this blog is insane. You all know what the legal definition of insanity is right?

Some have called me obsessed. I'm not but you can choose to believe whatever you choose. Those pictures on the previous blog were sent to us from people and they were publicly posted. Obsession means I actually care what anyone thinks and I don't. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.

You think calling me and Duck names actually hurts? No it doesn't, but it shows we have proven our point. If you feel you have to react with that much hostility, you have proven us right. The MLC likes to play games and hates it when she is caught. She has been caught again looking stupid, and with egg on her face. She calls out the goon squad to echo how butt hurt she really is. You can do that all you want MLC, but like all your former friends they will realize you are crazy as hell and run.

If the threats don't stop, I will just start publicly posting them. It's that simple. If you want to talk to us, be an adult but if you seem to think calling me and Duck names will get you far, it won't.

The truth is what is important not 5 year old bullshit games that the MLC and stooges are playing. Jamie is a big girl and can defend herself. I have the advil always nearby waiting for that migraine.

You guys haven't realized everytime she starts to act up, we have been quiet. MLC is an attention whore that is clearly missing something in her life. Baby, it's not all about you bitch. Grow the fuck up, dumbass.

Ciao for now guys!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016


We have received an email stating that the MLC is pregnant. The email will be posted at a later time. We do not know if the information is true yet, but we will be digging around to find out.

What we do know is that this picture that is clearly trying to insinuate she has a baby bump was taken on thanksgiving. I personally think it is another fake out, which is the favorite game played by the MLC and her hobbit. Notice the booze in front of the MLC at his birthday dinner and then notice that she was pretty proud of the heavily caffeinated Starbucks Coffee she was drinking very recently. Everyone with common sense knows booze is a big no no when pregnant and so is large amounts of caffeine.

We will update you all with any new information regarding this and the aforementioned email will be posted at a later time.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Well well well

Here we are again guys with the diaries of the stupid, insecure, jealous and idiotic. Yes I am mentioning the MLC and the Hobbit. SMH, it has gotten to the point that the pathetic nature of the entire situation makes me ill. The Hobbit is nothing but a giant  PUSSY and won't admit the truth to even HIMSELF. The MLC? Well she would change her name to network news to get any kind of attention possible.

Her jealousy is rearing its ugly ass head again. You guys are wondering where I am getting this from I know and it came from some small comments

Yes yes, its small but it does say a lot with explanation. You see The MLC has reason to be jealous of Myk. We were told this by an extremely reliable source and I have to admit I find it to be something that REALLY comical. It is something I would never have had to deal with LOL and I wouldn't tolerate it. If I had good reason to be jealous of my Husband's ex, I would leave LOL. Oh trust me SHE has good reason.

You see this dates back to their honeymoon in Hawaii. Remember guys, MLC took off from Hawaii a week or so before The Hobbit. You were told she had to go back to work and MLC was scrambling around to get money together to get The Hobbit home with her and they were broke. Well, there was a fight between them before she hopped a plane and the fight well it puts a reason to why she IS jealous of Myk to this day.

It took place the night before she left Hawaii. The Hobbit was on Facebook posting and realized Myk had been blocked from his private page by the MLC.(Yes guys, he has NO PRIVACY). He had a fit that Myk had been blocked from his own page. HE had wanted to post things so Myk could see what was going on with him now and the MLC had blocked her. Well words passed between them and MLC called him out on the fact that he was still in love with Myk. He admitted he was. The next day she hopped a plane back to Alabama....

I don't know about you guys but finding out on your honeymoon that your new Husband is still in love with his ex is a kick in the face. Look at the MLC at this point, she and the hobbit are sooo in love. Well, in that case their love is a threesome with the third person not participating. I'm sorry but I would NEVER live like that. I have more respect for myself than that, and I would NEVER force anyone to marry me because of it. I would want it to WORK. SHE CANT MAKE HIM LOVE HER! Eliminating Myk from his life will not change that he has feelings for her. After all didn't she email HER Ex telling him she will always love him???? HMMM YES SHE DID. The both of them should have NEVER gotten married. It's clear to me!

Now the MLC is to the point that her jealousy makes her try to piss all over the Chapman name every time Myk surfaces on their pages or that she sees a comment of Myk. They like Myk. MLC, they don't like you! If you think they do, they are dumber than you look. They are playing nice to stay in contact with the Hobbit, and if you think otherwise you are a true idiot. After all MLC said she did not care whether he saw his family or not. They don't want to see MLC LOL.


Well guys, this is all for right now. I will try to be back later but for now


Wednesday, December 14, 2016


LMAO you dumb ass!

One of our followers has come forward and informed us that the MLC has been stalking her family. She tried to start drama and when that didn't produce results, she went after other people.

The MLC was bragging not too long ago that she knew our identity and that we were going down. We told her she was full of shit and waited. Tick tock!

Sandy's man was contacted by the MLC as you can see. We are told she was speaking to people about Sandy's nephew to get a reaction. It worked but probably not the way she wanted. For someone who claims to be all big and bad, you'd think by now you'd learn to STFU! 

Saturday, December 10, 2016


Hi Guys! I know we have been really quiet for FAR too long. Things have been really busy for the holidays and I don't want to forget our fans! Things are picking up with the trash that MLC and the Hobbit chooses to spew. Looks like it will be a very MERRY CHRISTMAS but not for them LOL.

So guys I know that you are looking at the BS that Jamie posted on both of their Instagram pages to make it look like they gave 2 cents about Leiah's birthday. We all know by now that it was done to make it look like The Hobbit was at the birthday party and as fake as always. I know you guys are thinking it's old news but really it's not. It's also not the thing I'm even questioning....

My question is WHY WAS THIS NOT DONE FOR COBIE??? Cobie turned 16 on December 7 and there was no mention no peep no nothing. This is a big birthday for anyone and Cobie's 16th went by without a mention from his Dad or the woman that married his Dad. It looks to me like the bonus mom of nothing only thinks she has one stepchild.  She has no relationship with Cobie and hasn't even met him. Maui won't let the MLC near him THANK GOD! WAY TO GO MAUI! The Hobbit has really no relationship with him either. Sorry Hobbit a picture or 2 with him does not make a relationship nor prove one. He sucks as a Father and a man. He didn't want to become the way his Father is with his kids. Congratulations THE HOBBIT is just like his Dad LOL!

MLC sweetheart you need to put out the effort on ALL the social media pages you run to accept ALL his family especially since you run all of his. You don't get to pick and choose stepchildren either. After all MLC, you were the one that told me yourself YOU didn't care whether he saw his family or not. This includes his kids dumbass. Leiah isn't the only stepchild either

They really need to stop pretending they really want a relationship with ANYONE in Hawaii.They aren't acting like it nor do they even care.

Sorry it has been so long guys.  I am going to try to make sure it doesn't happen again. I may get another blog up tonight guys.


Monday, November 28, 2016

John Buffam

We haven't had a run in with John Buffam in a while. He scurried away into 'hiding'. He thought he was hidden, anyway. Dog never goes on social media. The Dog profile making all the comments on the MLC IG posts definitely isn't Dog. LMAO!

Chelsea seems to have talent with photography and I don't say that as a smart ass. She has the talent and enjoys it and she should be encouraged to follow her dreams daily. As a father, John should stop and think about how he'd feel if Chelsea was treated the same way as the hobbit has treated women. John won't respond truthfully if he responds at all. He won't bite the hand that feeds him. But he wouldn't like it and that's a mutual understanding regardless.

As for the paranormal business.....WTF! I'm speechless on that one and that never happens.

Friday, November 25, 2016

Learn your role

Blended families are common nowadays. Often times, the step parent(s) know their roles  and don't step on the toes of the biological parent(s). I'm sure you all know where I'm going with this, considering the MLC isn't normal.

The IG post attached to this blog isn't recent. Lynette posted it in September in response to the MLC acting as if Leiah was her daughter after meeting her ONCE.

The MLC posted on FB and referred to Leiah as her daughter. The post was deleted but it wasn't fast enough. Being a mother is about unconditional love and that's something that the MLC knows nothing about. Bonding with a stepchild takes time and patience.  

MLC- you are not Leiah's mom and you never will be. Lynette's IG is the opposite of yours. She has pictures of HER daughter, her and her boyfriend. When I say "pictures", I mean classy ones. No closeups of her ass or of her boobs hanging out. 

The third and final shot attached to this blog is by far the most hilarious and it goes along really well with the paragraph right above this one. The third shot is the video rant you did because of parents who had some harsh opinions about you. You were ranting about them teaching kids that's appropriate behavior. What does the hobbit teach his children when they watch the choices he makes? Leiah has a mother who is teaching her to have self respect since the hobbit doesn't. So thank you, Lynette. Thank you for raising Leiah right thus far.

Sunday, November 20, 2016


I love it how the MLC tagged Kailyn in an inspirational meme on IG. Every word of that is something she needs to strive for. Kailyn is smart and responsible. So she's basically the opposite of MLC.


Friday, November 18, 2016

Safety first!

I have noticed a trend when it comes to people with the last name Chapman- stupidity and recklessness. The seat belt law is there because it can save your life if you're in an accident. I think you're all pathetic people but I don't wish you harm. Buckle up, dumb asses.

Continuing the subject of automobile safety, keep your eyes on the damn road. If you feel the need to do a photo shoot or a video documentation, try doing that before or after driving. You are not only endangering yourselves, you're endangering other people on the roads.

Stop being scumbags. Have a great day!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Teen mom- chapter two!

I'm sure a lot of you remember when we broke the news that the hobbit was talking romantically to a woman named Jessica Nicole. She was featured in the reality series Teen Mom because she was dating Adam Lind.

I bet you guys are familiar with Kailyn in the Teen Mom series. She has two adorable little boys and is very active in her son's lives. The reason I'm bringing this up is because the hobbit followed her. Immediately after he followed her, the MLC followed her as well. She was removed from the Hobbits IG and then she was subsequently removed from the MLC's IG.

Ordinarily this would be the moment when I'd add some witty insult regarding his perversions, but it doesn't work with this post. Kailyn had a baby when she was a teenager. She worked hard and furthered her education despite becoming a mother so young. The point I'm making is that in life, some people flourish and others flounder. Kailyn has really set a great example for young women everywhere, therefore any man who pursued her wouldn't be labeled as anything other than smart. 

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Two people, one brain!

The hobbit and his MLC have been posting identical things at the same time. We all knew they shared a brain but this just reinforces that. LMAO

Friday, November 11, 2016

Get a clue, Beth Chapman!

I'm sure by now that everyone around the world has heard that Republican Candidate Donald Trump won the presidential election in the United States this week. He was most known for his racial slurs towards Hispanics and Muslims. He was recently exposed for bragging that he could grab women by their p**** and force kisses on them whenever he pleased because he's rich and people who are rich don't need consent.

We have been here for around four years and this has never been a political blog. We did a brief one when Beth publicly endorsed The Donald and although the Hobbit voted for the Cheese Dick, he never endorsed him publicly.

The shot attached here came directly from Beth's twitter. What I find interesting is the 'Law & Order Family' reference. None of you people follow the law and you wouldn't know order if it cunt punted you so hard you burped for days.

So enlighten me, Boobs. What was the problem with what Hillary Clinton said? Because any person with common sense and dignity agree with Hillary. Since we all you don't have those qualities, we're going to have to help you understand to the best of my abilities. I can't use flash cards and crayons here so my advice is find someone who at least has a 5th grade education so they can help you sound out the words.

Hillary has condemned certain law enforcement officers who gun down unarmed young men. Mostly unarmed black men because that seems to be a common thing lately.

So what is your grand plan to resolve this matter, Boobs? Because everyoneml heard what Dog thinks about minorities. So is that what you want? For law enforcement to be given the green light to shoot people for no reason?

At this point, it's safe to assume that's exactly what you want. You're racists and have absolutely no respect for women. You don't even respect yourselves.

I have a really good idea! How about you get an education. Or maybe you should be more productive. For the safety of officers and the community, there is always room for more training.

The bottom line is get a clue!

Monday, November 7, 2016


We have confirmed that Myk is pregnant! Myk found a man who could give her what she wanted!

On an unrelated topic- Does any of you notice anything on Myk's IG? No getting drunk and partying. It can't be because of the pregnancy because it was going on before getting pregnant. For the record , she ditched the bad habits when getting away from the hobbit. Obviously he was the bad influence . 

Myk had pictures of the food she cooked on her previous IG. Scrolling through the current IG it's evident that she still cooks healthy meals. I (Duck) have not changed my opinion on Myk. It's a hilarious observation though! LMAO! I'm sure she'll post some pictures of food to try to prove us wrong. But when she does, you'll know she's only doing it because of us.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Not so fast!

Lets get this clear now. We have not shut up and will not be shut up. Anyone thinking to the contrary has no idea what they are talking about. We do have lives and do work long hours though. Unlike the MLC and her stooges, we are not on the internet 24/7 trolling. I don't have the time to go trying to pick fights and try to make someone angry by posting comments from social media that I don't like. Throwing someone elses words in their face hoping they look stupid is the arguing attempts of a child. GROW UP!

Frankly, the MLC has been trying to pick a fight with us or anyone she can since we have been quiet. Bored much MLC or is it the fact that you aren't getting enough attention? Go fuck yourself! Maybe you would get something you need since the Hobbit spends more time away from you than you have been married? Why don't you try his bag of sex toys LMAO? The poor baby doesn't have her husband to go play porn star with so she has to go bug someone on the Internet. The MLC is a fucking drama queen plain and simple that needs to grow up and be medicated. How many times did I tell the MLC to get a straight jacket and mental help? Oh I would say several. If you have to say that to someone numerous times that you have talked to for only 5 days. You know there's a problem. This is why she has no REAL FRIENDS! People try to be nice to her but in the end they figure out that she's fucking psycho.

We will be returning on a full time basis one way or another. Trust me we have more than plenty to say. Wait just wait. After all either the Hobbit or MLC is constantly screwing up. We have to be here to point and laugh!

I'll be back in a few guys. I've got errands to run and a few things to do. We also have to give the stooges a chance to scatter LOL.... Ciao for now guys!

Sunday, October 16, 2016

The truth

I'm sorry guys that I have stayed so quiet. As you all have guessed things have been going on. We are still here. This blog is alive and well no matter what anyone wants to say otherwise. I do want to get some things out in the open, in hopes of shutting certain people up. The people who talk about us thinking that they know whats going on really don't. They don't have a clue whatsoever.

If you want to know something, ask us. We will answer you if we can. The things we won't answer you about, we will tell you why. You know how to email or contact us with your questions. The drama is ridiculous at this point because it is all wrong.

This blog is not about me and knowing the Hobbit. It is secondary to it and frankly only the subject. This blog is about the truth and getting it out there for the world to see. The Chapman's are worshiped like Gods and none of what you see is really them. Some know that now, but a lot don't. The truth is thr truth. It may hurt sometimes but you can adjust or even tolerate that. A lie no matter what is the most hateful thing you can do to anyone. Many have said we need to be kind to each other, The truth is kinder than fiction as far as I'm concerned. If I have to lie to be nice to someone, I want no part of it..

We have gotten a few emails about Bostonpatsfan. I'm going to keep this very simple. She was a catfish that tried to take over. She told a huge lie that another friend and I finally outted. She is nothing frankly. I stopped talking and she went insane. She started a ton of drama and really that's all she was DRAMA. We don't know who she was with the exception of a few details. We really don't care because she is a wrong number in every sense of the word. She had NOTHING to do with this blog ever...This is the last time we will speak of her because it takes away from reality and what we are here about.

Just so everyone knows, as of now I will blog as much as I can. There is plenty going on with the hobbit and MLC as well as everyone else. So stay tuned guys...the fun is just starting LOL....

Oh and to everyone who keeps coming trying to get my name.. YOU are wasting your time trying, so don't bother. We have been here for years and are not going anywhere!

                     ciao guys!

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Mature audiences only

We have information about a certain Chapman who has an account on this website. Who do you all think the culprit is?

Wednesday, October 5, 2016


This tweet Dakota sent out is ON POINT! It's also the best gift a father can give to his daughter. A daughter looks at her daddy as an example of how a man should treat a woman.

What example has the hobbit set for his sons and his daughter? That infidelity is acceptable. It also shows that women should not be respected. The biggest thing he has shown is that it is okay to get a woman pregnant, leave her to raise the child and go back to sniffing ass.

Getting back on the subject of Dakota, what is the worst thing the hobbit has taught him besides women are only good for one thing? That an education is expendable. He has shown Dakota that an education should be taken away simply because they have opinions different from a parent. Holding an education hostage until they comply with whatever ridiculous demand made is not only ignorant, it's DANGEROUS. Just because a parent did not further their own education, doesn't give them the right to attempt to keep their child as stupid as they are so they can't outdo them.

The most hilarious part of all of this is that the mother's of his children had the common sense to realize they needed to find bigger (LMAO) and better things. Even Myk. The only person who hasn't is just as uneducated as he is and she had to blackmail him to stay. HAHA

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

You got me!

Who am I? A lot of guessing going on considering the MLC has said she has a lengthy bio on us. But someone (LMAO) has said they know exactly who one of us is. Chinchilla? Chachi? CHALCHEE? Chi Chi? Chocalochadingdong? Cheesy poofs? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!

Sunday, September 25, 2016

The sole provider

The amazing thing about Lynette is that she can school the hobbit and his MLC with poise. That is something that I can't even do myself. There is nothing false about the statement 'sole provider' either. Even when he lived in the same area code, she was the sole provider. He has always been more focused on himself than anything else. A person is entitled to a certain amount of selfishness because we are all human, not robots.

Take a look at of both parents' social media profiles. Notice the differences? Lynette is all about Leiah, even when she was with her dad in Alabama. The hobbit is the opposite. Even when Leiah was with him, his MLC posted the most about her. She did it for the wrong reasons but she still did it. Relationships can be complicated, especially when both people in one have emotional issues. But that has absolutely nothing to do with being a parent. Even if you host a brothel every single night, it shouldn't interfere with your roll as a parent during the day.

Leiah is lucky to have a mom who is willing to dedicate her life to her. Lynette is, and has always been the sole provider. That is obviously never going to change.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016


I have been informed of what is going on on the SLC page and I have to admit I am utterly disgusted by what I see. There are so many fools over there posting hypocrisy that it is completely out of line.

SLC changes her views more than anyone flips a damned light switch. It's because MLC comes in and manipulates her because she knows how to now. You wanna know the reason why we posted? It's a very simple answer! It's because YOU encouraged me not to. You posted what MLC wanted you to post because she stomped her feet like the brat that she is and you gave her exactly what she wanted.

There is something I learned a long time ago, sometimes you have to pick a side in something and stay there. It's why I rarely even look at your page. You don't stand for anything but chaos, threats, lying and general bullshit. Kinda funny isn't it? That the only reason you started that profile is because you looked for answers as to what was wrong with him and you found us. The very first post you made on IG was about the fake abuse. LMAO!

You do what you want to do on your profile. The MLC does what she wants on hers, and on his since he has no testicles. LOL! But don't tell us what to do over here. You aren't being forced to read the blog. Frankly, we don't have to identify ourselves. The MLC has a lengthy bio on us, remember!!!??? She says she knows who we are already so why doesn't she elaborate? It wouldn't be because she was talking out of her ass, would it? Surely not!!!!

Ask yourselves why the MLC gets so bent out of shape regarding the blogs. Myk ended up in an actual TABLOID and just brushed it off and went on with her life. Why doesn't the MLC?

Monday, September 19, 2016

Don't mess with Mama!

Anyone who has a functional brain knows that you do NOT piss off Mama bear. Lynette has always been anti drama so for her to put this on social media, the MLC must have really pissed her off.

The funny thing about this is that it is on point. The MLC had never really mentioned Leiah until right before the visit and hasn't mentioned her since. She acts like her 'stepdaughter' (LMAO) is a toy or a photo shoot opportunity. She wants the image of a caring stepmother but none of the responsibility.

Seriously LMAO!!!!

The thing you can always count on with the hobbit is no originality. We have referred to him as xerox from the beginning for a reason. I have had a hard time writing this blog because I was literally laughing my ass off the moment the MLC posted this. He cooked breakfast for you!!!?? How unique! LMAO!

The only thing that is just as funny as chef hobbit is that the MLC mentioned being able to cook chicken and dumplings and it is an interesting coincidence that Bree cooks that too. Very interesting indeed!