Saturday, March 31, 2018


Congratulations to Lynette and Jason on getting engaged! You are both amazing together and are amazing parents! You went about it in the right, proper way. You included Leiah.

That's how it should be done in blended families with step parents. Well done Jason and Mama! Leiah is blessed to have you both.

It's completely different than how the MLC and the hobbit did things. They got 'engaged' before Leiah had ever even met the MLC. Then she started lying by saying they were married in March.

They had their domestic issue shortly after this and I'm not going to dwell on the details of that because it has already been discussed here more than once. But she tried to act like he beat her when he didn't. They broke up and then suddenly they're back together and 'married'. I put that word in quotations because they weren't married. They both lied to pretend got married June 7. 

Many fans had questions about the details of the wedding and family. More lies were told.

For starters, they weren't moving at all. They still live in the same piece of shit apartment they have been from day one. Additionally, no family was there because there was no wedding, nobody was told about the imaginary wedding and we all know what the family thought of the MLC. 

So MLC, how is it going living in Hawaii while still living in Alabama? How does that work exactly? Spending the work week in Hawaii and then taking weekend drives across the Pacific Ocean to see your family?

Let's not gloss over the fact that some of the hobbits friends and family were either lied to like everyone else or they were in on it.

I'd like to point out that in the last shot where MLC tells Samantha "love you and miss you", that was before their trip to Hawaii. Therefore it was before she even met Samantha. How can you miss someone you have never met?

The actual date they actually got married was July 8, 2016 and can be confirmed via public records. 

The million dollar question is why lie in the first place? It'll be a question they'll never answer because explaining themselves means taking responsibility for their actions and that's something they'll never do.

So once again, congratulations to Lynette and Jason on your engagement! We wish you a lifetime of happiness. Thank you for being a loving and stable couple and parents that Leiah can depend on. 

Hobbit and MLC, I just have one more thing to say to you-

To our fans, we apologize for the short hiatus we took. LBCP had some blogs she wanted to do and then she got sick. We decided that I'd go ahead and do this blog in honor of the lovely couple and their engagement. We promised you guys we wouldn't go long periods of time without blogging and you know we always keep our promises!

Saturday, March 10, 2018


The MLC has lost her mind. She didn't have much of one to begin with, but what she did have ran away in search of a better life. This gem was dropped in our laps recently. 

Basically this person liked a comment that went against the MLC. Being the psycho she is, she went on full blown attack mode on this person over it. Of course this person didn't stand for it and upgraded to leaving a comment applauding us and the MLC's panties are still in a wad over it. LMFAO! 

I'd also like to point out that it has been 7 days since our reality check blog and we're STILL waiting for that to arrive. LMAO! Another fun fact is that the last comment left by a MLC troll was on 3-2-18. Our reality check blog was posted on 3-3-18 and none of them have made a single comment since! They say the human body has approximately 95 billion nerves in the human body and we obviously gotten on every single one of yours. I guess the only reality check received was on your end. 🤣🤣 

Monday, March 5, 2018

World's greatest husband

I don't know about you but just reading the title of the blog made me hyperventilate from laughing so hard. LMAO 

The MLC posted this the other day.

I'll admit it, that's a sweet gesture. What a great surprise! I'm sure Myk felt the same way when Mr. Xerox did the exact same thing for her.

As old as he is and as many women as he's banged he'd have some new material. Get it together, fucktard. The same gifts, surprises and trips for all.....right down to Nashville. I bet he cooks for you too. LMFAO 

We don't call him Xerox for no reason. Everything he has done for you and everything you have gotten is sloppy seconds but you're probably used to that since that's the story of your life. He isn't the best husband because if he was he wouldn't lie, cheat and would come up with something original for once.

On a side note I'd like to point out that it has been approximately 2 days since our last blog and if you notice, no follow through on her end. We called it! LMFAO 

Saturday, March 3, 2018


The MLC has stated we have a reality check coming. When can we expect that to arrive because the anticipation is killing us! Don't go teasing us again, baby. I'm still disappointed in you from a while back. Ya know, well over a year ago when you publicly stated you had our identities (for the 50th consecutive time LMAO) and to kiss our families goodbye because you were coming for us. We're still wondering when our doors will be getting kicked in from that. Any update on that because I'd love to live stream that shit.

All of these threats and no action is a huge disappointment. I know disappointment is something you're used to since you smell it on your hobbits nutsack daily but this is new for us. We need details of what fun you have in store for us and a guesstimation as to when the party starts. Doesn't need to be exact. 6 months? A year? 20 years?

I guess we should hold off on party invites because we all know you're farting out of the ass you call a mouth again. Or is it a queef? Hard to tell with you! Either way, put up or shut up. All of your followers read us so they'll see this. So go ahead and release the names of the 427 people you think we are and the times we can expect our door to be kicked in.

Everyone knows you don't have shit. If ya did you'd be acting on your many 'sophisticated' plans rather than continuously crop dusting the internet with your bullshit.

So dumbass......the spotlight is on you. I'm sure everyone is now waiting for you to follow through, which you won't. LMFAO. This is the part where I'd tell you to grow a pair but that seems pointless considering you could easily have them injected into your lip again. AGAIN. 😂😂

However, on a serious note, stalkers? Really? You have that ass backwards. You ramble on incoherently about not caring about what we say and if that were true, you would just move on with your life but you don't. You and your band of skeezaholics are the first to read each blog and also they are the first to comment the majority of the time. You yourself never have the balls to address us directly. You harass others to talk shit to us like you did to Shannon and make them do your bidding. Now that Shannon has had enough of you, Heidi is your lap dog who does as she's told. You're a coward who can't stand on her own two feet. But while on the subject of stalkers, let's not forget about you stalking the hobbit while still married previously. So I suggest you choose your words a little more wisely when trying to be clever. Pot meet kettle.

To our loyal supporters, another blog is in the works at the moment. We each have blogs we do and we don't step on each other's toes regarding blogs started by someone else. This is Duck and I have been super busy but that blog is nearing completion. This particular one was a spur of the moment decision that I knew I'd be able to crank out very quickly. I was right! So tonight or tomorrow I'll get that blog dropped I promise you that. LBCP has been busy as well but she has something she's working on as well. I won't speak on her behalf as to when it might happen but mine is coming!