Saturday, May 19, 2018

Aloha! from LBCP

Hello everyone! I am so glad to be back. Thank you Dell for fixing my laptop! I highly highly recommend! They treated my really well and got my it back to me as fast as they could. I missed this old blog  I must admit LOL! I hope you missed me.

I know you guys are glued to us, trying to figure out what psychotic thing will happen next.. We all know that the next scandal is around the corner. I do know a few things and still have a quite a few things in my bag of tricks.

I will be back here more now that my computer is stable and I think now we are going to have more variety of subject matter as possible. This blog is not about 1 moron and never was. We have a variety of idiots to choose from as well as good people to discuss.

We ALL know she is truly a BORING crybaby looking for attention. She is a one trick pony that has to show boob pictures just to keep her so called loving husband's attention and pimp out a dog on Instagram to get likes. She's not worth the attention she's getting, so I am putting the crybaby in the corner for the time being. The funny thing is we know she will kick, scream and cry like a 2 year old. Just guys will see.

After all when the crybaby doesn't get enough attention or likes on Instagram, she pulls out a picture of Kona. You have to be a total person to actually have someone care about you and want to hear what you have to say. She doesn't count. You have to be a grown up to do that and she definitely doesn't qualify.

Well ladies I will be back soon! I promise you. I'm going to make a few calls and see what I can find out...Bye for now guys!

                                   Ciao Bella!

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Interesting perspective

We received this email and thought we needed to share it. It's very intriguing and explains our exact sentiments but far more eloquently than we could. We were asked to share it so here  you go!

It really makes you think, doesn't it? The email speaks for itself so there's not much to say otherwise. 

Thursday, May 3, 2018

You make it so easy!

Oh are so predictable and easy. We thank you for it! You never fail to show your stupidity and thanks to your mouth our views today have been phenomenal. See, that's how it works. You run your mouth, everyone who may not normally read us scurry over to us to see what has you going. A stupid move you seem to make an awful lot. LMAO

If that last blog burned that bad I suggest you get some more ice because there's more coming. You can lie and bullshit until you're blue in the face (something you do quite often) but you can't bullshit your way out of YOUR OWN words.

After our last blog, you and your gang of hyenas sat around cackling because you thought you guys were so cool when you posted this.

You're so clever and cool. You definitely got us. LMFAO NOT. What we were the most interesting in seeing were the comments because as I have already stated, your mouth is constantly writing checks your ass can't cash. It didn't take long.

The wonderful thing about the internet is that once it's out there, it's forever. You may have restricted who could see the Facebook post that's the center of today's blogs but it will still live on for eternity. Maybe you should start thinking before you post? Wishful thinking, eh?

Let's get something straight.....

YOU brought drinking, smoking, tattoos and showing your ass in pictures when speaking of your sins. Did you stop your hyena cackling long enough to realize that by mocking those who bring tattoos into it you were mocking yourself. YOURSELF. LMAO. 

You have been acting dramatic since today's blog has gone up but we have never said you're going to hell and I highly doubt anyone else has either. Maybe someone has in your warped mind... in the depths of delusional land but not in real life. 

However, you know who has? YOU.

Telling people to lather themselves up in gasoline to burn in hell faster is something you're proud of? So which is it? Is God the only one allowed to pass judgement or does He grant you privileges regarding people who leave you butthurt?

The fact of the matter is that you know nothing about us. You don't know how many tattoos and/or piercings we have between us. I will give you a tidbit that it's nowhere near what you have done, not that it matters.

So what was the point of all of this? Did you wake up one day and think "today might be a good day to go on a religious rant about judging my sins that aren't all sins"? Then follow that up with "someone had the audacity to give an opinion on it on a blog I hate but read regularly?! The nerve!" 

You need to get off of that fetish. You married a public figure and advertise to be one yourself. You blast every event, every thought and every detail of your life online and then piss and moan when people have an opinion about it. If there was a cure for dumb fuckery you'd be the poster child for it.

You know what we thank God for? The fact that you and your hobbit can't reproduce. With his existing children they at least have responsible, well grounded and normal mothers. That's something a child born from you two wouldn't have because you're both 100 different flavors of fucked up. 

On more of a comical front, could you imagine the sibling fights if you did?! Leiah would be like.....


In conclusion, when saying things like this-

Keep in mind that you're the one who is living through us and trying to copy LBCP. Let's all reminisce.....

An interesting fact is that one of those pictures has been deleted. Why is that, MLC? Afraid of it being posted and pointed out that we're your inspiration and you obviously think about us so much that you had to invest in memorabilia? Whew. It's a good thing you don't have to worry about that anymore. 

Aren't you tired of being humiliated? Tired of having your own words used against you? Time will tell on whether or not you grow a brain and STFU. We look forward to your next IG post. Run that mouth some more! 


"Only God can judge me"

So, the MLC made a lovely FB post during her VERY brief (LMAO) IG hiatus. We all knew it wouldn't last and it was hilarious that within 3 days she was back. But back to her FB post. Let's discuss. 

As we have stated in our previous blog, everyone, including his children have seen your show. Yes, you're correct that only God can judge you in the end but at what point do you hold YOURSELF accountable for the things you have done? God gave us free will and expected us to make mistakes. He loves us despite our sins. 

Actually, no one is perfect – apart from Jesus. But God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son to die for us (John 3:16) 

Therefore God must love imperfect people. In fact, ‘While we were still sinners, Christ died for us’ (Romans 5:8)

Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners—of whom I am the worst. (Timothy 1:15)

If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must master it. (Genesis 4:7)

Stopping all sins isn't necessary to being loved and accepted by God. He recognizes that we will struggle and fall, sometimes repeatedly. What He strives for us to do though, is walk with Him, see His ways and grow as children into the mature versions of our Christ-centered selves. Sin will always be lurking right outside our door, but we have all power to take control over it through a constant and steady relationship with the Lord.

In layman's terms, He doesn't expect perfection. He expects mistakes. But He also expects us to learn from our mistakes and start doing right......start living in His image. Also, although it isn't a requirement but is a sign of respect to capitalize pronouns associated with the Lord. You may not respect yourself but you should at least respect Him. 

Moving on......

Trust me, we know He knows your sins. The scary thing is that He knows ALL of it, even the things we don't. Based on what we know, the thought of what we might not know about are probably pretty fucked up. 

As for what you said specifically here, the bible doesn't specifically say anything about smoking. However, you're correct about tattoos.

Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on your body.. I am the Lord. (Leviticus 19:28)

You really are covered in them from head to toe. But at least you acknowledge that and the fact that you show your ass to anyone and everyone. So I'll give you credit where credit is least you admit it. 

However, what about the rest of it? Have you made amends for that? "By your fruits you are known". What do your 'fruits' say about you? You have gotten by in life by manipulating guys blinded enough to pay your way. You fucked over Josh the same way you did the hobbit but you don't want to talk about that I assume. Nobody probably knows that's how you met your ex husband. You cried wolf on Josh abusing you and got kicked to the curb. Your ex husband was so blind and trusting he paid for the thousands of dollars in photo shoots and an expensive cat while you were doing more than pictures. You actively stalked the hobbit while still married. You cheated on Josh withSabin and cheated on Sabin with the hobbit. So by your 'fruits' you're known as an adulterous woman. A Jezebel. 

The reality is that I don't think you'll cheat on the hobbit. I think you found the 'one' who can give you what you have been looking for....exposure, attention and what you THINK is a ticket to Hawaii. This one you will "do whatever it takes to stay right where you are" as you, YOURSELF, has said.

Only God can judge you.


Need I continue? God loves us even when we sin but He expects us to acknowledge and learn from it, not continue to do it. Last but not least, Your last paragraph is the most intriguing.

Wishing and encouraging people into hell fire? You sure God is coolwith that? Especially while wearing clothing like that. Let's be blunt here. You aren't praying for anyone. You pretend to but this post shows your true colors.....a combination of black and bullshit. You're in the 'false prophet' category, honey. Saying you'rea woman of God and actually being one are two VERY different things. Learn the difference. 

You never wish hell upon anyone. You do whatever possible to lead people into the light, whether you despise them or not. Practice what you preach. I may think you and your cheating husband are despicable human beings but even I don't wish you ill. Remember that we have encouraged you people to wear your damn seatbelts in more than one blog. 

That's the difference between you and us.....we can dislike you while hoping nothing bad happens to you. We're actual human beings and we keep it real. None of that fake bullshit you spew. 

Well I'm going to sign off now. Going to keep waiting on that reality check and our door to get kicked in. How long are we going to have to wait?! 

To our loyal readers, we have gotten your emails and do apologize for there being such a long break since the last blog. I have been so busy so it has literally taken me days to write this. LBCP's laptop is down so it's just me right now. However, I do have a spoiler.....two more blogs are in the making!

Mwah! 😘

(As you can see we have decided to have our own signatures so you know at a glance.)

Any guesses as to how long it takes the MLC to get a Muah😘 cup like she did with Ciao?! We're humbled by being your inspiration, MLC. 

Goodnight all! 💕

Edit- thank you to all who contacted us about this blog being glitched. Blogger has been acting up lately but everything should be fixed now. It may look stupid but at least it's readable......and colorful! Hopefully blogger gets it together for future blogs. LMFAO