Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Guess who?

Guess whose profile this is? 


I'll give you two guesses but you'll only need one. LBCP will be on today or tomorrow to elaborate. 

Muah! 😚

Saturday, August 25, 2018

Clearing the air

                         Hello guys, something happened this morning that made me realize there was a need for this particular blog I am writing. I felt as if I needed to clear the air a little about us and our status.

                         If you haven't figured it out. This is LB writing here. I do run and talk to people on Instagram regularly. I also will talk to you on the Facebook page we have. If you are not aware of us on Facebook, search Unofficial Dog News. I am extremely picky who I add and who I even talk to for that matter. I will also talk to you on hushmail as well. I am usually signed into hawaiianprincess@hushmail.com. Just putting that out there for the world to see and know. I am always willing to chat

                         On Instagram, I had added a girl I was talking to and she had unsent the messages. Another one I sent a message to and she never answered. I blocked both of them because I normally do if someone does something strange. This is something you guys don't know. We have had to deal with Jamie for quite awhile. She has been stalking the blog and the Hobbit for years. She was stalking him before she met him legitimately. To be honest, that wasn't even legit. She paid a bartender to call her when the Hobbit's dumb ass came in. She stalked us with the same kind of fervor

                        She opened Twitter pages to taunt us before she met him for that matter. Yes, Sunny I mean MLC, we know that was you. She has talked to me through fake profiles. She emailed me the abuse picture where he "beat her". Shannon even knew about Jamie talking to me through 1 fake profile as well.

                        The other reason that I have to be careful is actually you guys. I know you are dog fans and yes that includes the Hobbit. I know you want to stay on their pages and if any of ours show up on your pages, she will block you from both. I don't want to be the cause of that and neither does Duck. Some have told us when I have sent them a message asking on social media that they don't give a rip. They know that they are jokes. If you do that, I have no issue but I don't want to make anyone upset for liking what we try to do.


It is why I still tell people get off their pages, go follow Dog, Beth, Lyssa or even Cecily to get your news about them. The only thing you get from the Hobbit and his cheap whore is a hard time and used for whatever she is trying to do. In this case, she is trying to use both pages to get on the cover of a magazine. I still find it funny that in the podcast Dog and Beth did with the Hobbit, he called her a former model and they all laughed at her...Oh thats funny

Bye for this minute guys... I am planning on blogging again today. I may be rambling but I hope you have gotten some kind of idea of what we are dealing with

                                                    Ciao for now!

Monday, August 13, 2018

There's no place like home

I have noticed a trend the MLC has been on recently. She continuously refers to Hawaii as "home".



Let's clarify something. The MLC is not a resident of Hawaii until she actually lives there. Until he puts her name on the house, utility bills and/or she gets a drivers license, she's not a Hawaiian resident. 



Visiting Hawaii once a year is not half and half. She didn't buy that house, he did. He bought it, decorated it and furnished it. The MLC is essentially the overbearing mother who swoops in once a year, takes over, rearranges everything then goes back home.



Again, the MLC does not own a home. That is the hobbits home. The MLC is an Alabama resident who visits Hawaii once a year when he takes Leiah home. 


"Brah" is a Hawaiian thing plain and simple. She can say "moo" as if her life depends on it but it won't make her a cow. The MLC has tried to portray herself as some 'southern belle' this whole time and now she's trying to be a Hawaiian. LMFAO! 

She's not even a real person, she's simply whoever she decided to pretend to be. Today she's a Hawaiian, tomorrow she might be a brain surgeon and the next day she might be a world scholar. She should try to be a human being for once in her pathetic life. 

Home is where you sleep every night. It's where you eat breakfast every morning. It's where you watch your favorite tv shows and movies. It's where you hang your stockings and decorate your Christmas tree every year. Home is in Alabama not Hawaii and saying "brah" isn't going to change that. 

And for the record I think it's hilarious she's still posting pictures from Hawaii she's hoarded. She's back HOME in Alabama. LMAO 

Have a good evening everyone! 

Muah😚

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Peaches



Sometimes, it is amazing to me what idiots will say on social media and the MLC is no exception. Read the screenshot above please before continuing reading. I know many of you are saying what's wrong with that comment and are saying what are we trying to get at. For that answer, please read the next screen shot below for those who do not know the definition of the slang



MLC clearly thinks that peach as slang means ass and it does not. It is a representation of  the pussy as per the Urban dictionary definition. I would hope that the Hobbit did not pinch anyone on the female vagina at least in public. Lord knows, he does just about anything in private. Yes, I am referring to his large bag of sex toys since he cannot please a woman to save his tiny tiny ego lol. Maybe MLC was referring to the Hobbit pinching himself after all he is a pussy lol. Yes, I had to say it. I had to go there LOLOL

My issue with this whole comment is simple. Married couples do things in private and that's what they are PRIVATE. No one and I mean no one wants to see it on social media. It is meant to be kept private between the couple. I don't care what it is. I guess I am expecting the MLC to have something called modesty and class instead of being look at me look at me. I know you all are saying I am expecting too much. I guess she doesn't care about who sees it like her co workers who hate her, her parents or I don't know your step children. I know the idea of Leiah being able to see it at some point is something that hasn't crossed her empty head to start with. She never uses her brain and never will

As MLC said she may not be everyone's cup of tea but she hopes she is someone's whiskey. She couldn't be someone's whiskey if she tried. Whiskeys are smooth, hard hitting, and does have a smooth finish. She is not any of that. More likely, the MLC is nothing but a cheap beer that you get to just get drunk and that's about it. It is not something you enjoy drinking either.

That's all for the moment guys....I have to go vomit now after discussing MLC and where she was pinched...

Ciao for now

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Back that flat ass up!

I have been planning to write this blog for days but I had to finish vomiting first. Several days ago there was this exchange on the MLC's Instagram.




What ass are you bragging about, MLC? It definitely can't be yours. Yours is a disgrace! 



THAT is what you're proud of? THAT is what you're telling people to strive for? Your ass resembles an over easy egg AFTER the yolk is popped. 



It just hangs there like... slime.




If you want to change the shape of your ass you have to do something we all know you're familiar with. Plastic surgery. Exercising can make you firmer but it won't change the shape. Your ass is far from firm. Everyone knows it. You can put on your best poker face and like you're hot but you know it too. 

Have a fantastic day everyone! 

Muah 😘

Hypocrite much






He or she who lives in glass houses should never throw stones and we all know the MLC is the largest hypocrite that the world can see today. SMH, she should try to define professionalism without looking in a dictionary. Her lack of fancy book learning really shows yet again

You tweet AETV directly about them running reruns. Here's a tip geniuses since Rainy and Beth liked and retweeted. Unless, it is in a contract that they have to rerun the show they don't have to do that. They can rerun them kind of the same way that CMT reruns that train wreck. Oh yeah, they don't. From time to time crap pops up whether it is Brth and Dog or a fan saying something about bringing back the show or a show in some form. I know AETV will run to Dog and Beth with a contract after a file clerk from Alabama criticizes what they do on their network..YOU DO NOT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU LOL. This is just another lame ass and stupid attempt for them to get attention. Nothing new from them LOL

Come on MLC, you really aren't that brain dead are you? Of course you are LMAO We all know that DTBH was fake as hell. Producers picked skips they thought would be entertaining and the inter office banter is scripted, DTBH was faked and so is the show the MLC is trying to criticize. the miracle of Hollywood editing.

TV shows are made to be watched right? This is why the banter between DL and Leland wasn't real. It's why speeches were scripted and the religious circle wasn't real either. ITS FAKE. It's as fake as MLC and her pool drain lips. It is as fake as her relationship with ANYONE.

The mid life crisis really should talk about things she knows about like rolling in the sand, looking like a fool, manipulation, and using your husband for what 2 drops of fame he has left. She couldn't even pass as a dispatcher. She passed the test for it finally but was forced out because they didn't like her. see a pattern here guys ? NO ONE LIKES HER LOL

Please someone explain to me why she thinks she has the right to criticize anyone LOL?!?

Ok guys that's my rant at idiocy for the moment. I'll be back in a bit!

Ciao!