Saturday, December 14, 2019

What Beth really thought

We all make our choices to believe the rhetoric and bullshit spewed out on social media by people like the MLC and her hobbit as well as the rest of them. No one honestly should and the screenshot above proves that.

You can quit wiping your eyes. Yes, this is a piece of a conversation from Beth herself. I was sent this in the beginning of July, just before she passed. We made the decision to wait an appropriate amount of time to use it since Beth's passing combined with the right person opening his or her trap. For anyone wondering, I have the entire conversation in my possession. 

Sunday, November 3, 2019

Custom brat

Hi guys! I wanted to give you all the biggest fashion tip of the century! Who didn't see the MLC and her frames that were custom made for her!!! I have to admit they were unusual and as an eyeglass wearer myself I was intrigued as to where she got them because they were unusual. It had slipped my mind till tonight when I got a lovely message on Instagram. Thank you wonderful tipster for the source of her glasses! I know I now have to rush out and get a pair "custom made" just for me..... or maybe not...

Clearly, the MLC is blind as a bat and lying her ass off because her fashion sunglasses that are not prescription are 12.99. They aren't prescription either unless she paid several hundred dollars to have the lenses changed out at her local optician. I doubt that happened too, because it does cost a ton of money to look that cheap. Hey MLC, why don't you spend some money and actually buy you a wardrobe since you seem to think you are someone now. Too bad you aren't! Maybe you can get back in the grove and realize you aren't a celebrity....LOL

HAHAHAHA!! Cheap as hell and can't lie to save her damned life. Instead of trying to lie to people so you can look like you are something you aren't, try being an adult. I know you find that sooo hard.

Bye guys! Please have a laugh on the MLC and go buy a pair of 12.99 sunglasses that were custom made for you and the rest of the planet!


                      With Love

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Grovy, baby!

The MLC posted this gem recently. 

Then she was went on the Hobbit's and reposted it, caption too. She's proud of her ignorance. So we decided to have some fun with it. 

Everyone was saying "groovy" in their comments but the MLC must be too dense to see it. Just in case you don't know what that means, MLC, dense is another word for stupid. Glad you got your "grove" back, Hobbit. Be grovy or leave, man. 🀣🀣

Have a great night people!
Muah! 😘

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Back in Black

Well guys, I know it's been awhile but we are back in action. We have had several issues going on that have been driving us nuts. We have had several trolls, internet signal issues and even a hacking. It all appears to be over with now but there is a lot that I need to make you guys aware of so you know.

Th biggest troll on the internet is the MLC herself. I was trying to stay somewhat quiet because Duck and I have been busy. I (LB) run the Instagram page exclusively. I didn't post anything really on it until Beth's death. I used it as an easy way to talk to people. Well, as you can see from a previous blog I publicly let out our Instagram ID, and we got numerous requests to the page. At first within reason, I let anyone on. I, first got a message from someone who even told me Jamie sent her in and I had a terrible site blah blah blah. My answer to that is what the fuck ever!! If you are that much of a fucking troll that you have to send someone in to check on what we are doing, you are truly pathetic. It shows how insecure you really are about just about everything imaginable. Her constant need for attention shows it too, but this takes the cake.  MLC, the idea of a troll is for them to stay quiet so they can see what's going on, not spill it. You need to find a better class of idiot. Then, it came pretty clear MLC herself climbed on the page herself after 2 things happened. One thing was that everyone on my page magically showed up as blocked on her and her Hobbit's page, (FYI GUYS SHE RUNS BOTH PAGES). Then, the kicker of them all was a post being removed saying it was harassment. Crybaby MLC couldn't stay quiet if she tried. Little girl, Duck and I were very happy being quiet. We were, but literally every time we are quiet MLC starts messing with us just so she can get an attention fix that she so craves. After all, you can't have people finding out the truth about you right? HMMM that's why that post was removed from Instagram right? Thanks bunches for verifying that you know the truth on what Beth EXACTLY thought of you MLC...

Well, not that long ago we got a comment on the blog that I have to admit bugged me. I will not post the comment because it is such garbage that it showed how deluded some people are. Per the comment, I'm still in love with the Hobbit and want to be in the place of the MLC. Let's make something CRYSTAL CLEAR so that the idiots in the back can hear it. The answer to that question is FUCK NO. I don't want a man with no spine. I don't want a man that cannot do anything on his own. I don't want a man who is a huge PUSSY that has done what we know he's done. I want a man that can think for himself, in which we all know the Hobbit does not do. In another words, I actually want a man, not a child, not a crybaby bitch who can't grow up. Oh we are old out of date and have nothing too? Well, if we were all that, why are you looking and commenting on anything Chapman related for that matter. Let's be realistic, how many times have they hit pause on their 15 minutes of fame??

I want to make clear why we actually have this blog. Words and ideas can change the world and we are all filled with passion. The truth is something that needs to be told and everyone reading it can make their own informed decisions on who they blindly choose to follow and fall on every word. We time and time again put out the truth with proof of it and we will again. Dealing with idiots who are scared of the truth should make all of you ask, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!! If they have to do cartwheels and sneak on people's pages to try to censor the truth, they clearly have skeletons in the closet. I'll be honest here, I don't care if you sit there and tell me thank you for the truth. I don't care if you attack MLC and anyone else on their page. I care that you see what they are really about, and you can decide whether you want to deal with the lies anymore. If you unfollow their pages and walk away, I will be the first one to say congratulations to you because you made an informed decision and said fuck it! You made a decision and walked away maybe disgusted but maybe not that way. It is your decision. Everyone needs that option and that's what this blog does. it gives you information to make a choice.

Well guys, Im going to take off for right now. I need to go out and do a few things. I hope to see you guys soon and please make decisions for yourself. It is the one thing we all can do

One more thing! MLC on your Hobbit being the sexiest man alive. People called laughing so hard at your thought of it, they were crying when they saw you said that LMAO. Please hold his name out of any and all thought of that!!!

Bye guys! See you soon!


Sunday, September 8, 2019

Our Social Media

Since in the previous blog someone asked about our Instagram page and I couldn't figure out how to get the reply to work, I figured this would be a better idea. We have a number of ways you can keep up with us and even send in tips or screenshots.

We are on Instagram at UnofficialDogNews. There is another Instagram of the same name though. The easiest way to tell the difference is that ours is a private page and the 2nd one on the list. I (LB) run the Instagram. I will talk to you on private messages. Unlike some people, I am not hard to deal with. However, since MLC has sent in trolls to look at the page, I am careful who I add to it. If you think you will have any issues, message me first. I will talk to you and I promise I won't bite. Let me put it this way, I had a fool I did not add and I messaged them saying I wasn't going to and why. Well, they gave themselves away LMAO.

Our Twitter accounts that are most frequently used right now are @dogunofficial and @LBCmanhoParody. You are more than welcome to add us their. You can also search Unofficial Dog News on Facebook. We post links when new blogs go out on each of those pages.

Finally, if you want to send us information or a screenshot you can email us at or Any information you send us will never be used without your name or any identifying information. We will protect you no matter what.

 If you see anything or want to talk, just send a message and we will happily answer!!!

Bye guys! Talk to you in a few!


Hello! Hello! Hello!

Don't you have to have a crown to actually remove to do this LMAO??? Hello everyone! I have to admit I am sick and tired of the total BS that is being spewed! It has gotten so high that we all need waders to get through the muck and that still may not be high enough. Lies seem to be the stock thing still for the Hobbit and his whore as well as doing anything possible to get attention. After all, why do you think she posted the above screenshot.

Dog and Beth are getting the attention that they truly deserve. It is THEIR show! The hobbit doesn't matter. He doesn't have the skills that his Dad has. He couldn't find his ass with both hands, a roadmap and a flashlight. We all know he's kind of out of commission right now with his leg. He may redeem himself but I seriously doubt it. He's got more issues than the Trump White House and that says a lot. His biggest one is his whore...

We all know the MLC is one of his biggest problems with her attacking fans, ruining his social media and generally lying her ass off. You haven't got much of the MLC so you may want to knock that off. Beth did not like her. We all know that. Beth wanted peace because she was dying and knew it. We make lousy decisions when we know the end is near... A little bird has told me the MLC knows what I've got. You can push your Mothers Day card and your loving messages but we all know it's crap, and that I can prove. If you have been on our Instagram page, the proof is there. I will be posting it here shortly LOL.

I have gotten numerous emails from people fed up about the characterizing of MLC being a Beth replacement. MLC is not nor ever will be a replacement for Beth. She doesn't look like her. She doesn't have the intelligence or skills that Beth had. After all, I never saw Beth creating fake pages to catch Dog cheating, but MLC has lmao...MLC is a brat trying to replace Beth and anyone suggesting that she would be a replacement is speaking inappropriately. Beth has not been gone that long and to suggest a brat who looks like she's been scribbled on with sharpies needs to have their head examined.

Please don't like her pictures of her and the Hobbit on Instagram. She's just trying to be the attention vampire that she has always been. It's funny. I believe she has said she had 2 scenes in the new show, and she is trying to push to be at the head of the line. This is for Dog and Beth MLC. You trying to get attention is distasteful no matter how many times you #ThisoneForBeth Sorry brat, that means its NOT FOR YOU.

Ok guys, I'm done for now. Please quit feeding the troll. If her ego gets any bigger, her narcisstic ass won't fit out a door. Oh and MLC one more tiny thing. Several fans have said MLC needs to get up from the table and actually do something about her weight. As I said on Instagram, he has a good excuse, she does not. Every time you see the elderly pics she's posting know that's why.

Out for now guys!


Friday, August 9, 2019

An update!

Hi guys! This is a quickie because this blog sometimes is really the sound of madness but that’s not the reason I’m dropping a fast note...

A huge argument took place on Justin’s Facebook and we are working to try to get it up. It’s 51 screenshots of Justin, the Hobbit and more. Duck and I are trying to figure out the best way to handle things without drowning you in it.

If anyone knows Justin, please let him know we are on his side on this one. If he would like to put
his story out there, we are more than willing to listen.

Oh one other thing, the Hobbit from his Facebook page called Justin a Fucken pussy. Two things on that, learn to spell. You cannot insult someone without spelling it correctly. Finally, Leland has no business calling anyone a pussy. He needs to look in the mirror and see who the real pussy is lol and it isn’t Justin

Bye guys! Give us a few days and we will be back ASAP


Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Congratulations Bonnie!

Hi guys! The first thing I want to do is apologize because I had not meant to stay gone as long as I have. I have had some issues I had to deal with including bad tendinitis in my right knee. It's a pain to be dealing with. On that note, my pain isn't remotely close to what Leland is in and I find it fairly miserable. Let me be the first to say Get Well Soon Leland. No one should hurt like that.

The star of this hour is really Bonnie...As you can see from the shot above, she is finally verified on Instagram. It took a lot of people to help her to get to 100,000 and all of you deserve a big thank you. She would not be where she is right now if it weren't for each and every person that followed her. She deserves your support! She is trying to do her own thing which is very honorable. I hope she continues to walk her own path in life and make her Mother proud.. We all are our own original. It is just harder to make the decision to do your own thing than it is to go with the flow...

Just keep it up Bonnie!

This is a short one for right this minute guys! I should be back tonight with more. Just keep supporting Bonnie and show her your love. She deserves it wholeheartedly!

Bye guys

                With Love


Sunday, July 21, 2019

Help Bonnie ASAP

Hi guys! This wasn't the blog I was planning but it fell in my lap and it is clear she is in need of some deserved attention. I think we can help with this one. Well, at least I hope so.

Bonnie is trying to get herself verified by Instagram, but they keep shooting her down. She needs to be well searched on Instagram for starters. I don't have much control over that one because I can't see Instagram's logistics but searching her cannot hurt. Several have said you need a minimum of 100,000 followers to be verified. Bonnie does not quite have that on her Instagram. She is at 95.6k followers there.

I am asking anyone who is reading this and has Instagram to follow her and show Bonnie some love. Let's get her that 100,000 followers for starters. Also, email and tweet Instagram and let them know that they need to verify @Bonniejoc because she is trying to protect you guys from scams. Hopefully, this will help get her verified!!!

Remember guys to help Bonnie follow @ BonnieJoc on Instagram. You can follow us on Instagram on @UnofficialDogNews too!

Thanks for listening guys! I'll be back soon with what I had planned. I may come back faster if you guys can get Bonnie to 100k. Just remember we love ya

                With love



Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Thank you!

I have to admit guys that there are very few times that I am short on words. This is one of those rare cases. I have been stunned by the utter outpouring of love I have seen with Beth's passing. It was quite amazing to be honest. She attacked life with a ferocity and did things her way until the end. She will sorely be missed by her family and friends.

I also want to thank the Dog Fans who are now reading us due to this and the several that did defend us when we defended Beth from a few idiots. I do see you, and ya know it's okay. We want to see the good in our heroes, but we really want to know as much as we can. It's cool that you read us and we are glad to have you. You may not like what we have to say sometimes, but we may be saying what you are actually thinking. I found this out by the emails, facebook messages and Instagram messages we have been receiving

That being said, Duck and I have talked and we are going to be making some changes. We have decided to make this blog a little more broader in message. In another words, we won't be trashing everyone all the time. If The Chapmans do something positive, it will be posted and discussed. We will do the same thing of they do something negative. Also, if they are lying, we will call that out too just like we always have with proof. We just want all of you to see the real story, not the cotton candy make believe you are being spoonfed.

I also want to let you all know that you can talk to me. I (LB) run the Instagram page @UnofficialDognews . You can talk to me there on private message. I do that quite a lot throughout the day. You can say thank you but I will not take abuse. I also post previews of things not on the blog yet there. You can get that preview and know before The same thing goes for our Facebook page. I do talk to people through there too. I would make one suggestion though, don't send a message then immediately block me. A girl did that and I was going to send her a tidbit that wasn't on the blog yet. You can even send us information that way..

We do appreciate all of you guys and I promise you will see the blog going to the newer format ASAP. You will see it shortly I promise ya. You may see more of my opinions on what I'm seeing. I want you all to think for yourself and you can only do that by seeing the entire story.

Again guys, thank you for the support and love. It is greatly appreciated here and we want to hear it. Just hit us up!

             Bye guys! Watch for the update!


Sunday, July 14, 2019

My condolences

Hi guys! I know you were probably expecting me to screech, yell, jump up and down and throw things about some of the utter garbage that has gone on. I will cover Jamie overstepping her bounds and attempting to put herself into Beth's position. She is also trying to narrate the story that she is a huge member of the family that is only real in her head. Right now, she isn't worth the attention she is getting. She deserves nothing because that is exactly what she is nothing. She's one of those rare idiots that doesn't get the idea that sometimes it isn't about you no matter how hard you try to make it that.

Today, is about about the Big Man in the screenshot above and with the words of that one tweet his world changed forever. He lost his other half. We all hope for a love like that. We want that person that gives us the reason to breathe and be there in the moment. We want that person that we love as much as we hope to love ourselves and yet his Beth is gone.

A great love changes you. You look at everything differently and leaves its mark in the places we don't discuss with anyone but ourselves. You are with the one person that sees you for you, and doesn't care about the damaged parts of you. They just want you for you and take away that pain. Beth did that for Duane and that's gone now. As he has said in interviews, she still comes to him and leaves her message. This doesn't surprise me at all. Two souls meant to be together always will find each other, no matter what.

I haven't said much about the memorial itself, because honestly I didn't watch. I just couldn't. Memorials like that are not about the person that is gone but the family and friends so that the world does not forget them. The problem is you can never forget Beth. She was a lioness protecting her children no matter what, and when she was healthy put you in your place. I can say she would not like some of the things I've seen go on so far.

Illness may have taken her energy and her life, but the thoughts she had before never change. You surrender your will to an illness like cancer in the hope of more precious time. You pick your battles and hope and pray to live to fight another, and sometimes you fight against the world around you when you can take no more. It kills your body, but not your mind making you more insane because it takes away your own freedom.

She has her freedom back now on the other side. Her pain and suffering has stopped, but she is still here. You can still hear her voice and see her on Youtube but she left her own mark on all of us. She spoke her truth like a hurricane coming through, and changed everyone she touched. She left this world the same way she always and she would want us to keep going like only she could, taking out everything wrong in our path.

I am sending my condolences to Duane through this blog. I hope that you do find some peace in this difficult time and that the good times will give you comfort. You deserve peace and comfort in this trying time and with time things do get better...

Guys, at this time I am trying to be respectful and appropriate to Beth's passing. I am not going to be like certain people and use it to make myself look better or to look like I am something I most definitely not. I am human and I do know what it's like to lose someone that close to me. no one deserves to have to deal with fools trying to improve their lot in life. The blog will go back to it's usual format and trust me you will know when it happens

Rest in Power Beth over us all in the way you only knew



Saturday, July 13, 2019


To those unable to attend the Colorado services for Beth there is a live stream on this website-

Again, we will resume regular blogging soon.

Muah! 😚

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Leland and Jamie

Ok guys...I was trying to hold this one off because I wanted nice things to be said before we started slamming those who really need it. We are human and humane. The entire family is hurting, yet there is a lot of question about Leland and Jamie.  I am going to answer it in this very simple blog.

No, neither Jamie nor Leland went to Beth's memorial service in Hawaii. The reason I am being told is that Leland is broke and no one bought his ass a ticket to be there. I find this funny for 2 reasons. First of all, I'm sorry I don't care what it takes ,you act like an adult and figure out how to get there. He doesn't know how to be an adult though. If you look at all the posts that Cobie, Cecily, Bonnie and the rest of the family have posted neither Jamie nor Leland are tagged in it at all. They aren't being included. The only things that Jamie and Leland are posting are things available to her on the Dog The Bounty Hunter Support pages. They are putting no thought or emotion into it. Even the memorial post that Jamie did  after Beth passed seemed phony and inauthentic. She's more worried about pimping herself out on websites than mourning a part of the family. She is posting extremely inappropriate photos on her pages while the rest of the family is still mourning Beth. What is Jamie doing? She posts comments on pages and gets no response too. It is clear when you look at Jamie and Leland's pages that the mourning is probably over.

I hope that the 2 of them decide to act like adults and go to the Colorado services but I am not holding out hope on that. She is way too busy setting up house and trying to look like she is an interior designer. She doesn't need to quit her day job lol. It's really not surprising since Jamie is using Beth's death to push her own narrative of their relationship and to get more likes on Instagram. Guess what, Beth didn't like her at all and I will discuss this in a more appropriate time. This is not time to stone anyone. The rest of the family needs time to mourn the loss of their Matriarch.

I actually want to apologize for having to do this blog, but I really have no choice in the matter. The whole situation disgusts me. Oh and Jamie, before you start crying and whining like the crybaby bitch that you are remember I don't say something I can't back up....Try being an adult...oh wait you aren't one yet

Bye guys...again I'm sorry I had to write this and don't worry it won't be long before they will be the Hobbit and MLC again.

                             With love


Friday, July 5, 2019

The bond nothing can break

In the sea of tributes for Beth a face from the past popped up.

The Hobbit's ex girlfriend Myk had a close bond with the Chapman's. She went on frequent trips with the family and went shopping with them. Her bond with Beth lasted beyond her relationship with the hobbit. They shared this touching moment after the birth of Myk's daughter. 

To be fair, we shared opinions about the kind of parent we thought Myk would be a long time ago. They weren't good ones. Admitting we're wrong is something we've never been afraid to do and she has surpassed everything we thought she'd be. As for Beth wishing Alexis was her granddaughter, I'm sure that's something that still touches Myk and I'm sure she'll treasure it for the rest of her life.

Muah! 😚

Thursday, July 4, 2019

Beth and Lyssa

Hello guys! I hope everyone is doing better. Beth has been gone about a week and it's just going to take time before it gets better. Just remember, that the ones that we love are never gone as long as we keep on loving them. They are always there in our hearts and minds. They leave their marks on our soul and it is something that we never ever lose.

I wanted to point out the screenshot I have posted above because there seems to be some thought still about the feud between Lyssa and Beth and that Lyssa was still in the wrong. Beth has passed, so just let it go. They clearly made their peace. In the first statement Dog made after she passed, Lyssa said herself she had been there all week taking care of Mom. She called Beth Mom in the end. I just ask for people to peaceful at this time. It hasn't been that long since she left this world, so be respectful to each other.

Just remember be truthful to yourself and each other and hug your loved ones a little tighter.

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Abundance of love

We have stepped away from most of our typical blogs out of respect for Beth due to her death. We will resume soon. One thing I noticed was that fans, friends and family around the world have been showing an outpouring of love for this woman. Here's just a few.

The entire family has posted at least one tribute. Here is one we find to be special because Beth and BL settled their differences before her death. Something to I'm sure BL is grateful for. 

Someone else shared condolences. Someone special. Remember Brittney Boesch? She appeared in an episode of On The Hunt. She had chemistry with the hobbit. A lot of chemistry. Beth loved her and she's tall, leggy and gorgeous. She made a touching post about Beth.

We have had our differences with Beth. Some pretty big ones. That doesn't change the fact that she clearly touched a lot of people. Our opinion about her didn't mean we wanted anything to happen to her. Some may not believe it but we were actually saddened by the news of her passing. 

Another blog is going up today.

Muah! 😚

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

RIP Beth Chapman

Hello everyone. This is LB speaking. This blog is going to be very different from what you usually see from us. Beth has been on my mind on and off since her last hospitalization. I had started another blog last night about her possibly not making it and then the news came this morning, I have to admit this has been something very hard for me to wrap my mind around. I honestly didn't think I would be having to write this this soon....

Those of you who have commented yet again for us to leave The Chapman's in peace, You may not think I am human or have a soul since you seem to fall on every word of the MLC. Lets make something clear here, messages had gotten back to me awhile ago, that Beth had said she didn't care about us unless we discussed her directly without proof. Well, we made the decision a very long time ago to not bother with her unless it was something specific such as her feuding with Lyssa for example. We have followed that rule until now. I'm sorry I have seen no real memorial to Beth that does her the justice that she actually deserves. I volunteered for this task. To me, this was the least thing I could do for her. Show some respect please

I have to admit when Duane made the announcement this morning that I was stunned, I hadn't expected it to happen this fast. We are only on this planet for a brief moment in time, and we try to make our mark before we leave this place for the other side. We do our best to right the wrongs that we do to ourselves and each other, She really did not get a chance to do that. She hunted and helped catch fugitives, but it may not be everything that she wanted to do... It's sad. You could tell from that tweet a part of his heart was missing. He has enough pain when he misses her.

If you were gone tomorrow, did you get to tell everyone what you wanted to tell them? She may not have gotten that chance because she left us all so quickly. If anything, please hug your loved ones a little tighter and tell them how you really feel. You never know when it will be your last chance to say the words you have been meaning to say.

Beth was straight to the point in everything she said. She called a spade a spade and told the world how she actually felt. There is never a reason to not be that way. Say what you really feel! Speak your truth! Honor Beth by saying exactly what you feel!

The truth has always been something that sets us all free and in the end we have to make peace with that. We all have that little bit of fierceness inside of us. Honor Beth by saying you don't like something. Tell the truth and don't pull any punches over it. Never let your fears rule what you do. Beth lived, loved, played and in the end died fearlessly. We all should be like that. Leave nothing on the table that you will regret later because there may not be a later. Let yourself off the leash that holds us down. Be the person you were meant to be!

I know many of you were expecting me to spew poison, and trust me I could. I am a human no matter what the reports have said. My heart aches for Bonnie and Garry Boy especially. I have seen Bonnie's tweets and can't help but hurt for her because I have been in her place. No one should ever hurt that much at such a young age. Yet, people have no respect and keep trashing her Mother that just died today. Let them mourn their losses without you sticking a knife in their back and twisting it. Let them grieve in peace and give them space.

The one thing we all have in death is our dignity and Beth deserves that no matter what you think of her. We all deserve that. Hatred is like a poison and can continue to hurt even after the source is long gone. If you despise her so much, say a prayer of peace for her children and family. Let them be for now. Allow them the time to grieve her and don't trash her. As I said on Twitter, we may be the dreaded blog and we may not like what they do all the time, but they deserve the peace to grieve her passing.

I know for me. I'm going to light a candle for her and say a prayer. Dog pound since I know you have started watching since I went off on idiots trashing Beth, be what you think Beth would want you to be and do what makes you feel better. It will take time but the pain will pass and life will move on. You will never ever forget Beth, but you will see her in that little piece of fierceness we all know is there.

Also guys, Cancer is a horrible disease. No one should die from it. Donate to the American Cancer Society in Beth's name and hopefully we can eradicate this disease from our lives forever.

Thats all for right now guys...I have a lot more to say but it merits another blog. I'll be back tomorrow. Watch out for the Chapman's guys. If you see anyone trashing Beth, let us know and we can take out the trash.

Love you guys! RIP Beth Chapman. Let Angels take you where you are going quickly. You will definitely be missed

Friday, June 21, 2019

We wanna hear from you!

We're going to do something we haven't done for a while- give you all the opportunity to share your experiences. If you have had a weird or negative encounter with the Chapman's, online or in person, we'd like to hear about it! Send us an email to with the subject "Chapman experience" and tell us your story. We will compile several into a blog at a later date. Keep in mind that absolutely no names will be revealed and not all of the stories will make the blog. We look forward to hearing what you have to say!

Muah! πŸ˜™

Tuesday, June 18, 2019


Being a parent, whether it's a mother, father or step parent, is not a right. It's a privilege. It's the highest privilege there is and a lot of people take it for granted. 

Mother's day this year was a huge clusterfuck for Baby Lyssa. It all boiled down to this exchange-

I'm to put this as simply as possible, Beth. If you want to be treated as a parent, you have to act like one. You can't treat Lyssa like complete and utter shit and then get offended when you aren't appreciated on a day celebrating motherhood. 

If Baby Lyssa wanted to be petty she wouldn't allow her children to interact with you at all. It's funny to see you vomiting butthurt on social media when YOU didn't respond to your granddaughter's adorable text. 

A mother is supposed to love unconditionally. You should be proving to Lyssa that she is important, loved and welcomed but you aren't. You have failed her and she deserves better from you. That little show you put on was uncalled for. If you have a problem with her you should take that problem to her, not your followers. 

The good news is that all of this is fixable. So the million dollar question now is are you going to start doing right by your stepdaughter or continue down the path to Pettyville? 

TTYL everyone! 
Muah! 😘

Monday, June 17, 2019

Jail bird

Bethie landed herself in a place some would say she deserves to be. Facebook jail. 


She has a big mouth and should try keeping it shut sometimes. Also, I think it's hilarious that her reaction to Facebook jail is to hop onto Twitter and TWEET that it means she's automatically on a ban via Twitter and Instagram too. LMAO 

In the same tweet she indicates she's in Facebook jail because she's "poor". That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Wealth has nothing to do with it. You break the terms of service enough times and Facebook puts you in a timeout. It's that simple.  

TTYL everyone! 
Muah! 😘

Saturday, June 1, 2019

Give her a hand!

The MLC got her nails done.

Words escape me on this one. I think I speak for everyone when I say:

Okay... um... does she honestly think that is attractive? It's not cute on Dracula and it's not cute on her. They look specifically designed for the clawing up from the depths of hell. I'm also trying to figure out what is going on with her skin. It's like:

Moisturizer is an incredible thing, maybe she should try it sometime. Won't do any miracles for the grandma look it has. It's weird because the rest of her skin doesn't look that bad so what is she doing with her hands? Fingering too many bootyholes trying to make a name for herself? 

The wedding ring she flaunts is really pretty though for an old lady ring. She's really proud of that ring too. Myk's ring. That's right folks! The ring was originally bought for Myk, and she didn't like it. Myk thought it was an old lady ring LOL. Fitting since granny hands are now wearing it. It must burn knowing your wedding ring is a hand-me-down ring from someone who had enough style to know how bad that ring was. The MLC will always be his #2 and she knows it.

Sayōnara! Muah! πŸ˜™

Sunday, May 26, 2019

How to contact us

Hi guys!  I hope everyone is having a great holiday weekend. We haven't done a post like this in a bit, so I figured it would be a good idea to do it since we have come back to a more regular posting schedule. Occasionally, we get things through on comments that we would like to discuss further with the commenter.

Color Me Happy if you are out there and see this. Please email us. We will cover your identity and I can assure you, we will never use anything you tell us without your permission. We would love to hear from you. You will only talk to me. They call me LB or some have even called me Charley. I can promise you and anyone you know our protection.

Anyone who has any information about Dog Beth and the rest of them including the Hobbit and his MLC can email me at You can also email I do have access to that email and check it frequently.

If you have screenshots, we would love to see them. We do require proof if you have it. We go by what Tom Cruise says in A Few Good Men...It doesn't matter what I know. It matters what I can prove...  If you have nasty messages from any of them, please send them. If you would like us to post them, any identifying information will be removed... oh and MLC keep your fake ass outta there. I know about you talking to me with your fake ass email account. It's quite pathetic that you are so obsessed that you have to come talk to me. I mean you have been stalking us for 5 years LOL. Really, that type of behavior is straight from the trash...

I do have one question for our fans. I may be willing to bring back the anonymous messaging app if there was interest to talk to me directly. Lemme know in the comments if you guys would like that.

Oh one other thing...since certain people like to leave threats on our comments I have a few words for you. Kiss my ass and LOOK UP TOR BROWSER. Even the MLC is aware of that one lol.

Ciao guys! I will be back later with the drama that interrupted the other drama lol.

                Stay classy


Saturday, May 25, 2019

Like father like son

The hobbit has always been a cheater. Always. Turns out that his son inherited that trait. Dakota posts a lot about his girl Cheryl. He says she's "the love of his life" and if that's the case why was he texting his ex last month wanting to get together and have sex?


It astounds me when men cheat or try to cheat on good women. The hobbit has done it over and over again to ex's. Even the MLC doesn't deserve that. Cheryl might be happy to know that this woman said no. She took the moral high ground. 

He doesn't seem to have even a little bit of shame. He floods his social media with loving posts about Cheryl and their son knowing his own actions. You never intentionally hurt someone you say you love and he seems to be perfectly fine with it just like his dad. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

The photos were edited to block Dakota's phone number for privacy reasons. If Cheryl wants to see the unedited pictures we would be happy to send them to her.

Muah! 😚

Sunday, May 19, 2019

More Drama!

Hypocrisy is running wild on the Internet these days. It seems to be especially think over with the MLC isn't it. Hi guys! Guess who has her laptop back LOLOL!! I've been tooling around trying to get my bearings and this was sent to us by multiple people. They were laughing at good old Granny MLC trying to impart her words of wisdom that she never follows!

Come on guys, we all have seen her song and dance on Instagram both hers and his. She spreads her BS like a farmer spreading manure. She hopes her insecurities will improve with the validation of her fans! Just like the shot I posted above, she's full of bullshit. I mean seriously how many times has the crybaby thrown a fit about us or anyone who has spoken out against her?

Just like right now, MLC is ranting raving and screaming over the beef going on that started wuth Ginger's Family Bonding in Centerville Tennessee and has continued further with postings from different people. We will be covering all of this in the next few days because frankly we get to the point that we think that it's calmed down to the point that we can cover it and it blows up again. Pardon us because it is enough to go over several blogs for several days. It is an awful lot and the MLC who thinks she is doing something good by defending her "Family" makes it worse by blowing up the internet with her ranting raving and yes lots of cursing.

Here's a pro tip for the family as well as the ranting raving MLC. There is a show coming on WGN at some point. There seems to be no clear answer on when its coming out. Allegedly, the show may be being financed on money from The Chapman's directly. YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS OFF FANS OR THE NETWORK! If you don't think that the ranting and raving turns off fans, you are as delusional as we all see that you are. You are supposed to make a good impression to win fans over, not scream and yell to run them off. Why would ANYONE want to see the childish drama play out even though we all know the show is totally scripted and producers pick the skips.

Oh and MLC, we already have the screenshots so please dont bother deleting. You would be wasting your time!

It feels great to be back home guys! I'm feeling really rowdy! Back in a few


Monday, April 29, 2019

The sound of silence

After our blog "for the record" was posted the MLC attempted to be witty and think. She tripped and hurt herself trying both as usual.

Does she not grasp the fact that silence means saying nothing? Announcing that you're saying nothing about whatever has her panties in a twist isn't silence. Additionally, having her bootlickers spamming us running their mouths isn't silence either. That's sending in said bootlickers to fight her battles because she has never been able to do anything on her own. There's a word to describe all of these things. A word that captures the entire essence of the MLC. Butthurt. 

Muah! 😘

Saturday, April 27, 2019


Hello guys! I know you have been watching the crap spewing from the mouth of the MLC. It's quite comical. She is lying her ass off and she knows she is. I sometimes think she forgets that people actually have some intelligence and can smell a lie like a fart in a car. Come on MLC we aren't stupid! Anytime you come on and say it is a lie we know you are lying your ass off!

She's going around today they aren't having issues, Someone else commented that the rumor is funny that he unfollowed her. I sometimes wonder if maybe I'm not understanding things or going blind or just lost my damned mind because something magical happened. The Hobbit and all his lack of intelligence refollowed the MLC on Instagram this past Thursday. See screenshot of the refollow below! Yet she thinks people can't see that! Hmmm

Oh MLC when you put out a lovey dovey BS picture, you may want to use a current one. The one above is from the trip to Arizona.
Ciao Bella!

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Attention whore

Hi guys! I really have to apologize we have been having technical issues that have slowed us down. Right now, I am without a laptop. Yet again, it is on its way to Dell for yet another repair SMFH. I am of the opinion they can kiss my ass frankly, but that is enough of that. In the meantime, Duck will be posting what I email to her lol. Again a pain in the ass lol

There has been a boatload of BS flying around and it starts with the MLC and her constant need for attention. Is anyone that insecure in their lives that they have to get on Instagram and beg for attention? Yes, she is. Is anyone that insecure that she would spam her Instagram feed so that a blog that she utterly despised will wake up and pay her attention? Yes, she is. Is anyone so utterly immature that they measure their worth by the number of likes they get on Instagram? Yes, she is. She is so bad that she has to pimp out the dog for likes. Is anyone so insecure in their relationships that they have to be up their spouses ass 24/7 and have to know what he or she is doing at all times? Yes, she is.

It gets to the point that when you have to post half nude pictures on your and your husband’s Instagram in the hopes of being noticed that you wonder how can you degrade yourself to just reinforce your own self worth. Frankly, the MLC will do almost anything for the attention to feed her lack of self esteem and worth. She just doesn’t care anymore. She’s a freaking narcissist in any sense of the word.

FYI MLC since I know you are glued to my ass trying to figure out who I am, here’s a tip you need to hear. There are hundreds if not 1000s of Instagram models looking for their break there. Ever wonder how many actually got one shot for pimping out their pics? I’ll tell you because I looked it up. It’s 3, a whole whopping 3. 3 models out of thousands were discovered on Instagram. What does that tell ya? Hell will probably freeze before MLC gets that shot! She will keep degrading herself just to get that fix.

Hobbit made the recent post above. Attention is the root of all evil when it comes to the MLC. You feed someone with that ego the attention they feel they deserve and it’s a recipe for disaster. The MLC has only has one priority... herself. She wants what she wants and doesn't care who she has to step on or smear to get it. That includes her own husband, who has become so submissive to her that he doesn't care what she takes away from him. 

Respect. That's a word that's nowhere to be found in her life. She has no respect for anyone or herself and she's ridiculously shameless about it. Think about it. Shell goes on his Instagram and posts photos of herself with captions talking about how great she is. 

"LOOK AT ME. I'm so hot, perfect, amazing, smart, caring, wholesome, incredible and the best person who has ever existed in all eternity."

LMAO. Everything she pretends to be is what she knows she's not. She's 100% aware of her endless shortcomings. Nobody is going to talk about how great she is so she has to pump herself up. MLC isn0 't an educated person but she's a calculated one. Every single move she makes has been thoroughly thought out and planned. Everyone can see right through her, with the exception of a few bootlickers.


Tuesday, April 23, 2019

For the record

Some people have apparently thought it would be funny to start a rumor that Beth died.

It's quite frankly disgusting. We don't like the Chapman's but would still never do this. Death isn't a joke and the ones who started this hoax are pathetic. 

Beth is still very much alive.

On a side note- we know we have been seriously lagging behind on blogging. We just get so busy and keep having the intention of blogging but it slips our mind. The MLC has been pretty cocky lately and obviously wants some attention. We're happy to oblige.

More to come, we pinky promise! 

Muah! 😘

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Did you think we were gone?

Don't think we aren't still here. HAHAHA! You are a moron if you thought we were. Hello! We will be back shortly with all the fuckery going on...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thursday, January 31, 2019

Was it good for you?

The MLC might be a lot of things but at least she's consistent. She's desperate for attention all the time. A couple of weeks ago she put on a hell of a show.

This performance was one of two things- wanting the Hobbit's and his fans attention or sympathy or a fake "break up" for us.

We have considered that it was a hoax. The hobbit and his MLC are notorious for mind games. I'm personally suspicious based on the fact that they "made up" right after our last blog was posted. It's quite possible that the show ended simply because they think they had gotten what they wanted- us to think they had a fight. 

One thing they underestimate about us is the fact that we're suspicious of everything. We over think everything. Every possible outcome is considered. Regardless of what the motivation was one thing is for sure- it was pathetic. Being that desperate for attention is simply pathetic. It puts into perspective just how weak minded she truly is.

Ta ta for now everyone! 
Muah! πŸ˜™